April 17th, 2002
- Adam & the Ants
- The Who
- Black Sabbath
- The Police
- The Beatles
April 17th, 2002
- Accountant
- Lawyer
- Minister
- President of a Bank
- Funnycar driver
April 17th, 2002
- The Kids from C.A.P.E.R
- The Dukes of Hazzard
- Mission: Impossible
- Lancelot Link
- SWAT
April 17th, 2002
- Back acne
- Siblings
- Ulcers
- Access to hard drugs
- An affinity for sports
April 15th, 2002
- Hooters
- “Just stopping by this one guy’s house for a minute”
- Bars where women sell shots in test tubes
- Rooms containing teenagers
- Anyplace people are praying
April 15th, 2002
- Reserved
- Bootylicious
- Thrifty
- Laconic
- Hospitaliano
April 15th, 2002
- “Wings night!”
- Softball
- Asking/being asked “how was your weekend?”
- “Sign the birthday card…pass it on”
- Boss picks ass while walking down hallway
April 15th, 2002
- Frequently ate nothing but mashed potatoes and piping hot coffee
- Liked watching girls wrestle in their underpants
- Had a chimp that did dirty things to visitors
- Hated his own movies–especially the scripts and his acting
- Gave all his “guys” matching mobile homes
April 15th, 2002
- Large gong behind drummer
- > 3 guitar players
- Teleprompters
- Anyone wearing own band’s t shirt (bonus if it’s for the current tour)
- Opening with a cover
April 15th, 2002
- At home, I hallucinated that Suzie was a limited edition Elizabeth Taylor Denny’s children’s menu (complete with punchouts and maze game)
- Completely unclear how I made it to work (as busboy at a steakhouse)
- Foolishly attempted to pick up 40-lb tray of dirty dishes; I ask to go home (”very, very sick”)
- Grandma picks me up. She has a nose bleed. She talks compulsively as she drives northbound into southbound US 19 traffic.
- My eyes roll back in my head. Grandma prays aloud as she careens off the road. This is a true story
April 15th, 2002
- Eaten by a large purple dragon. He flies around, and the lavender sunlight shines through his translucent skin as I sit nervously in his stomach, 1971
- Score big touchdown and fall in end zone. Stunning blond girl my age (12) stoops down, smiles and kisses me square on the mouth, 1979
- “It’s a small world”-style boat ride through the Ringling Museum, 1992
- I fly in deft circles around our 12 x 12 living room, 1974
- Slow-motion camera work captures my concentration as I crouch and then effortlessly leap over Melissa’s (the fireman’s daughter) house, 1976
April 15th, 2002
- Stan Ridgway, “The Big Heat”
- R.E.M., “Lifes Rich Pageant”
- The Smiths, “The Queen is Dead”
- Big Audio Dynamite, “This is Big Audio Dynamite”
- Dead Kennedys/Black Flag Mix Tape
April 15th, 2002
- Catwoman (Batman)
- Joy (the Bugaloos)
- Bat Girl (Batman)
- Julie (The Mod Squad)
- Gwen (Airport)
April 15th, 2002
- Tortoise
- Java
- SUVs
- Goldfish
- Mormons
April 15th, 2002
- Evan Feldman, 1986
- Pete Cerny, 1987
- [The guy who listened to Pat Matheny], 1987
- Richard & Jake, 1988
- Michael & Dan, 1989
April 14th, 2002
- 2CB with Dawn, Rick’s House, 1988
- Sugarcube with Lynn, Rm 146, 1987
- 1/2 tab + 1/2 X with Kim, Tony, Schick & Terri, Butgereit, et al, Sandor’s motel, 1994
- 2/3 tab, Hamilton Center, 1993 (StarBuster night!)
- San Pedro (tar-based cactus), West Campus with Pete, Lynn, Ron, Chris, & friends, 1986
April 14th, 2002
- Jack Stayin, Stepfather, 1982
- John Brown, Landlord, 1989
- John Cooper, House father, 1979
- Don Price, Landlord, 1990
- Mike Something, Landlord, 1983
April 14th, 2002
- Lisa Hughes, 1976 (the big one)
- Michele Crumley, 1982-1985 (sporadically, later requited)
- Kim Mundt, 1990 (later requited)
- Donna Hall, 1982
- Kismet Abbey, 1981
April 14th, 2002
- 2 Quarts of Magnum, followed by a flask of Clan MacGregor. Ferguson plays me “Everything Flows” for the first time, I cover myself in patchouli and pass out on Charlie’s bed. Next day: Madonna-thon and 12 hours of vomiting, 1990.
- Soft serve after oral surgery, 1978
- Southern Comfort & Mountain Dew with KC Misemer, 1985
- “Holy Grail” at Rich Gennaro’s house, 1984
- Sausage dog, followed by 15-minute-walk-run, 1980