Five presentation tips for delivering your Internet Manifesto

1. talk through a vocoder, so maybe people will infer you’re a mean robot
1. as you address your audience, consider stroking a cat or cleaning your mom’s rifle
1. display tabular information about your perceived enemies in a large, readable typeface
1. avoid contractions, so you’ll sound more like Vincent Price
1. work the cravat

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