Five terrible fake astronomical pickup lines

1. Ever wonder what’s happening under Orion’s belt?
1. Hop in my van, and I’ll show you something else that’s constantly expanding.
1. Was Democritus the first one to postulate your mysterious Milky Way?
1. I’d like to Sagittarius your Pisces, and that’s no Taurus.
1. How about we go outside and discover Uranus?

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