Monthly Archives: October 2002

Five terrible fake titles for those tiny booklets sold in the supermarket check-out line

  1. How Kitties Pray
  2. Sleep Your Carcinoma Away
  3. Healthy Tomorrow…with Tarragon!
  4. Armchair Aerobic Crunch
  5. International Images of Jesus in Bread

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Five favorite branded characters

Pit-Pat Col. Sanders Hamburglar Burger Chef & Jeff Quaker Oats Guy

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Five TV Commercials that Haunted Me as a Child

Commercial for ventriloquist movie, “Magic” Tiny animated Chuck Wagon chased by dog Chanel #5 swimming pool ad Calgon: Ancient Chinese Secret John Cameron Swayze Timex ads

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Five terrible fake names for James Bond movies

  1. No Time for Sundays
  2. Die on Your Own Time
  3. Tumbler of Bullets
  4. Game for Two
  5. Fall Down Faster, Lovely

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Five sports stars I met on May 18, 1979

  1. Bob Trumpy
  2. Steve Garvey
  3. Tommy Lasorda
  4. Ron Cey
  5. Davey Lopes

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