Five notional movies that might not have gone over as well with fundamentalists
December 1st, 2005- March of the Fornicating Bonobos
- March of the Child-Bearing Male Seahorses
- March of the Masturbating Chimps
- March of the Husband-Eating Mantises
- March of the Bearded Bachelors in Chaps
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