Five notional movies that might not have gone over as well with fundamentalists

  1. March of the Fornicating Bonobos
  2. March of the Child-Bearing Male Seahorses
  3. March of the Masturbating Chimps
  4. March of the Husband-Eating Mantises
  5. March of the Bearded Bachelors in Chaps
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