5ives

1. Summer Breeze actually made them both a little edgy
2. In industry circles, Seals was rumored to have been behind an abortive plot to whack Bread, America, and Poco
3. One hazy night in 1978, Crofts reportedly ate a tray of lasagna all by himself
4. Diamond Girl didn’t really shine so much as just occasionally glisten with perspiration
5. For the last couple years there, Crofts was carrying Seals like a baby

This entry was posted on Monday, October 10th, 2005 at 9:14 am.

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