Five more things Pat Robertson needs you to pray on

  1. that he might enjoy one blessed Matlock without needing to get up and make water
  2. immediate death of that harlot Shoney’s waitress with the filthy mouth on her
  3. ability to recall where he’s left his dag-goned pills
  4. neighbor kid with the loud rap music delivered a plague of boils (or possibly locusts and frogs)
  5. that he be granted one last chance to beat that pussy, Dukakis
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