5ives

1. heavily gelled comb-back
2. omnipresent Bluetooth earpiece
3. Radio Margaritaville
4. the nickel tip
5. frequent use of words “impactful” and “‘bro”

This entry was posted on Tuesday, June 12th, 2007 at 10:58 am.

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