Five “Web 2.0” ways to break up with your boyfriend

1. add unflattering Flickr tag, “Fat asshole with a unibrow”
1. change Facebook status to “He’s literally dead to me”
1. web widget counts up days since your last climax (currently: “193”)
1. share Zoho spreadsheet to split up MySpace friends
1. decline to participate in Series B round of affection

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