Five “Web 2.0″ ways to break up with your boyfriend

  1. add unflattering Flickr tag, “Fat asshole with a unibrow”
  2. change Facebook status to “He’s literally dead to me”
  3. web widget counts up days since your last climax (currently: “193”)
  4. share Zoho spreadsheet to split up MySpace friends
  5. decline to participate in Series B round of affection
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