Five ideas I’ve had for family theme restaurants

1. **B.F. Skinner’s Original Stuffers** – The poultry skin of your choosing is stuffed with *a la carte* selections from “th’ fixin’s bar,” deep fried to a golden brown, and served with your choice of fun “Dippin'” sauces.
1. **Bobby B. Butterworth’s Old Fashioned Dairy Funshack** – A frozen quarterpound stick of salted creamery butter is hand-battered, “flash fried,” and served with your choice of fun “Dippin'” sauces.
1. **Long John Silvers’ “Dripper” Hut** – Offshoot of the fast-food seafood franchise offers “mini-buckets” of their leftover fried shortening flecks, served with your choice of fun “Dippin'” sauces.
1. **Mouth Meat Mel’s** – 450ยบ pizza — sure to immediately scald the roof of your mouth — is served with your choice of fun “Dippin'” sauces. (note: first-time members of “The Mel’s Mouth Meat Makers” receive a colorful “_I damaged the delicate tissues of my mouth at Mel’s!_” adhesive ribbon)
1. **Dippin’ Dippin’ Dippin’!** – The “Dippin'” sauce of your choice is served with your choice of fun “Dippin'” sauces.

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