Five ideas I’ve had for family theme restaurants

  1. B.F. Skinner’s Original Stuffers – The poultry skin of your choosing is stuffed with a la carte selections from “th’ fixin’s bar,” deep fried to a golden brown, and served with your choice of fun “Dippin’” sauces.
  2. Bobby B. Butterworth’s Old Fashioned Dairy Funshack – A frozen quarterpound stick of salted creamery butter is hand-battered, “flash fried,” and served with your choice of fun “Dippin’” sauces.
  3. Long John Silvers’ “Dripper” Hut – Offshoot of the fast-food seafood franchise offers “mini-buckets” of their leftover fried shortening flecks, served with your choice of fun “Dippin’” sauces.
  4. Mouth Meat Mel’s – 450º pizza — sure to immediately scald the roof of your mouth — is served with your choice of fun “Dippin’” sauces. (note: first-time members of “The Mel’s Mouth Meat Makers” receive a colorful “I damaged the delicate tissues of my mouth at Mel’s!” adhesive ribbon)
  5. Dippin’ Dippin’ Dippin’! – The “Dippin’” sauce of your choice is served with your choice of fun “Dippin’” sauces.
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