Five terrible fake Spears family parenting lapses

1. Kevin repeatedly leaves baby in ashtray at check cashing store
1. Britney scores pyrrhic victory in tequila-soaked belly flop contest
1. new sitter hastily hired in parking lot of Jack in the Boxâ„¢
1. baby’s favorite beer bong often loaded with unpalatably lukewarm Coors
1. Kevin promises “that next li’l critter” as escrow toward new ATV

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