Five reasons the terrorists hate us (apart from “our freedom”)

  1. Wal-Mart’s everyday low prices
  2. those accursed speakers of truth at Fox News
  3. the bodacious racks of our many former child stars
  4. those delicious steak fries
  5. Bladder Buster Thursdays at that one place near campus
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