Five things you did while MySpace was down
October 11th, 2006- repeatedly checked progress of floppy emo forelock
- wrote lengthy longhand list of “friends”; “de-friended” each by means of vigorous horizontal pen strokes
- idly doodled “Dr. and Mrs. Good Charlotte” in margins of your Consumer Math book
- cutting — again with the cutting
- imagined own funeral (and how sad and sorry everyone will be)