Five composers I’m glad never had to hear their work performed primarily as ear-screeching ringtones

Posted on February 20, 2006 by Merlin
  1. Mozart
  2. Bizet
  3. Beethoven
  4. Bach
  5. Tupac

And, moreover, we offer these theoretically similar 5ives…

  1. Five songs I’d love to hear performed by a competent junior high marching band
  2. Five things you don’t want to hear from someone emerging from a bathroom after 35 minutes
  3. Five things I’m glad I didn’t have in high school
  4. Five excuses to get you out of work today
  5. Five Records I Listened to on the Way to Work (Tallahassee; Summer, 1999)
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