Five ways Angelina Jolie can quickly acquire more children
January 31st, 2008- gestate auxiliary sets of twins in climate-controlled Fendi bags
- make Brad build a big-ass gingerbread house
- explore viability of controversial “dorsal carriage” (a/k/a “butt fetus”)
- surreptitiously cruise Gymboree with mallet and a sack
- lay excess eggs in what’s left of Sean Young