Five terrible fake entrees from the dotcom era

1. Incredulous field greens dancing on a ladder of parched lemon rind, served with tamarind glacé ($38)
1. Pan-asian calf leavings, dolloped en croute with cilantro-rose butter reduction ($46)
1. Polenta cash register, filled with walnut-barley rice pyramids, lightly dusted with Tang® ($67)
1. Artisan Rinds of Pork ($19)
1. Single 20-dollar bill served raw, with alternating dipping stations of wasabi and aioli ($87)

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