Five terrible fake entrees from the dotcom era
November 15th, 2005- Incredulous field greens dancing on a ladder of parched lemon rind, served with tamarind glacé ($38)
- Pan-asian calf leavings, dolloped en croute with cilantro-rose butter reduction ($46)
- Polenta cash register, filled with walnut-barley rice pyramids, lightly dusted with Tang® ($67)
- Artisan Rinds of Pork ($19)
- Single 20-dollar bill served raw, with alternating dipping stations of wasabi and aioli ($87)