Five possible signs your congressman thinks your teenaged son is hot

1. mysterious dinnertime calls from “underwear police” reveal Capitol Hill area code
1. last-minute codicil of House highway bill briefly renames your town “Jimmy’s Erectionville”
1. “official” email invitation to congressional lap-sitting session clearly comes from AOL address
1. extravagant gift of gladiator movie box-set personally delivered by Rep (perspiring in full gladiator costume)
1. interest in son’s education seems limited to repeated insistence he read _Death in Venice_

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