5ives

1. mysterious dinnertime calls from “underwear police” reveal Capitol Hill area code
2. last-minute codicil of House highway bill briefly renames your town “Jimmy’s Erectionville”
3. “official” email invitation to congressional lap-sitting session clearly comes from AOL address
4. extravagant gift of gladiator movie box-set personally delivered by Rep (perspiring in full gladiator costume)
5. interest in son’s education seems limited to repeated insistence he read Death in Venice

This entry was posted on Wednesday, October 11th, 2006 at 5:46 am.

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