Five subtle changes in the event that Microsoft acquires Yahoo!

1. your photos are still your own (although human faces are now obscured by selected partner company logos)
1. owing to unavoidable data corruption, all events must be reinstalled monthly
1. following upgrade to Vista, clicking links now requires 1 GB of RAM and 40 GB drive space (per link)
1. Jerry Yang now compelled to “do that funny MC Hammer dance” whenever Ballmer’s meds start wearing off
1. folksy motto tweaked to “If You Ever Want to See That Pretty Family of Yours Again, You Damned Straight Better Fucking _Yahoo!_”

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