Five presentation tips for delivering your Internet Manifesto

  1. talk through a vocoder, so maybe people will infer you’re a mean robot
  2. as you address your audience, consider stroking a cat or cleaning your mom’s rifle
  3. display tabular information about your perceived enemies in a large, readable typeface
  4. avoid contractions, so you’ll sound more like Vincent Price
  5. work the cravat
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