Archive for October, 2002

Five terrible fake titles for those tiny booklets sold in the supermarket check-out line

Friday, October 11th, 2002
  1. How Kitties Pray
  2. Sleep Your Carcinoma Away
  3. Healthy Tomorrow…with Tarragon!
  4. Armchair Aerobic Crunch
  5. International Images of Jesus in Bread

Five favorite branded characters

Thursday, October 10th, 2002
  1. Pit-Pat
  2. Col. Sanders
  3. Hamburglar
  4. Burger Chef & Jeff
  5. Quaker Oats Guy

Five TV Commercials that Haunted Me as a Child

Thursday, October 10th, 2002
  1. Commercial for ventriloquist movie, “Magic”
  2. Tiny animated Chuck Wagon chased by dog
  3. Chanel #5 swimming pool ad
  4. Calgon: Ancient Chinese Secret
  5. John Cameron Swayze Timex ads

Five terrible fake names for James Bond movies

Wednesday, October 9th, 2002
  1. No Time for Sundays
  2. Die on Your Own Time
  3. Tumbler of Bullets
  4. Game for Two
  5. Fall Down Faster, Lovely

Five sports stars I met on May 18, 1979

Wednesday, October 9th, 2002
  1. Bob Trumpy
  2. Steve Garvey
  3. Tommy Lasorda
  4. Ron Cey
  5. Davey Lopes