Archive for May, 2005
Tuesday, May 24th, 2005
- Computer hackers can now steal anyone’s underpants using their own PC
- “Starving” people in Africa spend most of their aid money on big-screen TVs, pole-dances, and perfectly good food that they just throw away
- There is actually no “Norway”—it was invented in the mid-’40s as part of an MGM publicity stunt
- Studies show there’s more feces on your doorknob than there is in an actual pile of feces
- There’s a little girl in Arkansas named Ashley-Marie who has full-blown entitilitis, and she’s praying that everyone in America will breakdance for her at noon next Monday
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Monday, May 16th, 2005
- Nap Strong
- My Other Bracelet is Fighting Colon Cancer
- America: Shut Thy Pie Hole
- Kiss Me, I’m Trendy
- Please Watch Arrested Development
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Monday, May 16th, 2005
- “Eruption” - Van Halen (Eddie Van Halen)
- “Hot on Your Heels” - Steeler (Yngwie Malmsteen)
- “Stairway to Heaven” - Led Zeppelin (Jimmy Page)
- “One” - Metallica (Kirk Hammett)
- “Bohemian Rhapsody” - Queen (Brian May)
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Monday, May 16th, 2005
- orthogonal
- notional
- sciolist
- functionality
- janky
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Monday, May 16th, 2005
- have Ryan start punching preppies at parties again
- more Julie Cooper in fuzzy track suits
- new haircuts for everybody
- Bring back Jimmy Cooper
- keep not having Oliver on
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Sunday, May 8th, 2005
- Ducky
- Blaine
- Steff
- Andie
- everyone else who isn’t Harry Dean Stanton
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