Archive for July, 2006

Five injustices you bravely suffer

Friday, July 14th, 2006
  1. de-friended by the singer from that band you never really liked anyway
  2. flagging sales of your recent eBook on the sidewalk cafes of Southern Indiana
  3. raw volume of co-workers who never even acknowledge your funny t-shirts
  4. fucking Eggers never responded to your email
  5. you totally had an eyebrow ring months before that goon from IT got one

Five kitchen tools that sound kind of dirty

Friday, July 14th, 2006
  1. chocolate fountain
  2. melon baller
  3. meat baster
  4. boning knife
  5. corn holders

Five possible meanings of that Kanji tattoo you can’t read

Friday, July 14th, 2006
  1. “See Rock City”
  2. “L.A. Law / Thursdays at 10″
  3. “due diligence”
  4. “Kajagoogoo4Evs”
  5. “I fellate goats while sporting a tattoo that I was told says ‘Harley Davidson’”