Friday, July 14th, 2006
- de-friended by the singer from that band you never really liked anyway
- flagging sales of your recent eBook on the sidewalk cafes of Southern Indiana
- raw volume of co-workers who never even acknowledge your funny t-shirts
- fucking Eggers never responded to your email
- you totally had an eyebrow ring months before that goon from IT got one
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Friday, July 14th, 2006
- chocolate fountain
- melon baller
- meat baster
- boning knife
- corn holders
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Friday, July 14th, 2006
- “See Rock City”
- “L.A. Law / Thursdays at 10″
- “due diligence”
- “Kajagoogoo4Evs”
- “I fellate goats while sporting a tattoo that I was told says ‘Harley Davidson’”
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