Archive for May, 2007

Five creatures I would depict interacting with one other if I ran a “Creationism Museum”

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007
  1. sabre-toothed tiger
  2. Captain Crunch
  3. John the Baptist
  4. dwarf panda
  5. Casey Kasem

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Five songs to which I have a very clear recollection of french kissing in the 1980s

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007
  1. “Feeling That Way” by Journey
  2. “Kashmir” by Led Zeppelin
  3. “You Spin Me Round” by Dead or Alive
  4. “Leave Me Alone” by New Order
  5. “Caravan” by Van Morrison

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Five tastes of childhood with which I’ve recently and happily re-acquainted myself

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007
  1. Kraft Catalina salad dressing
  2. Sprite
  3. Concord Grape jam
  4. Eggo toaster waffles
  5. Stove-top Stuffing (Chicken flavor)

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Five nouns from which it can be difficult to scrub the scent of utter bullshit

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007
  1. Performance
  2. Excellence
  3. Mission Statement
  4. Synergy
  5. Enterprise

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