Archive for June, 2007
Tuesday, June 26th, 2007
- “Cellars Remorse” - home radon test
- “Squeak’n Cleen”- industrial degreasing agent
- OEM pre-need funeral plan
- “Ridi Pagliaccio” - pepper spray replacement cartridges
- “Kozy Komb Krabby Kitt” - economy-priced pubic louse removal pack
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Tuesday, June 26th, 2007
- World’s Greatest Lover
- Topic Expert
- Vatican Watcher
- Thought Leader
- Poet
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Thursday, June 21st, 2007
- open a modest home ass business
- serve hot meals of ass to the less fortunate
- hold a weekend “Ass Sale” on your lawn
- make colorful ass gift bags for the holidays
- give sympathetic testimony for recovering hump drunks
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Thursday, June 21st, 2007
- chimps
- The Godfather, Part II
- lobster rolls
- nature shows involving predatory insects
- Glengarry Glen Ross
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Tuesday, June 12th, 2007
- heavily gelled comb-back
- omnipresent Bluetooth earpiece
- Radio Margaritaville
- the nickel tip
- frequent use of words “impactful” and “‘bro”
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Tuesday, June 12th, 2007
- Thoracic Surgery With the Stars
- Track, Destroy, and Consume Your New Mom
- Mormon Idol
- Survivor: Leaky Hot Air Balloon
- Gastroenterologist 911
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Tuesday, June 12th, 2007
- “The Gates: An Essay in 5,200 Consecutive Photos”
- “My New Zune ‘Unboxing’”
- “Rhinoplasty Recovery, Day 5: Still All Purple”
- “Back Moles Resembling Notable Whigs”
- “Goatee Moods, Fall ‘04″
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Tuesday, June 12th, 2007
- the Leslie guitar effect
- the whole step key change on the last chorus
- the gong finale
- the “portamento” keyboard
- the vocoder introduction
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