Archive for October, 2007

Five things I still don’t really understand

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007
  1. the International Date Line
  2. the Electoral College
  3. how my toilet works
  4. MMORPG
  5. “The Seduction Community”

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Five more Halloween costumes your sorority sisters are considering

Sunday, October 21st, 2007
  1. Sexy Prius
  2. Sexy Ahmadinejad
  3. Sexy Oncologist
  4. Sexy Alexander Pope
  5. Sexy Scented Candle

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Five pieces of fiction I’d enjoy hearing Wilford Brimley read aloud to me

Thursday, October 18th, 2007
  1. “A Good Man is Hard to Find,” by Flannery O’Connor
  2. Les Chants de Maldoror by Comte de Lautréamont
  3. “The Call of Cthulhu” by H. P. Lovecraft
  4. À rebours by J.K. Huysmans
  5. Goodnight Moon, by Margaret Wise Brown

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Five rejected Spice Girl personalities

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007
  1. Syphilitic Spice
  2. Phlegmatic Spice
  3. Rheumy Spice
  4. Contradictory Spice
  5. Emotionally-Unavailable Spice

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Five phrases I often find disorienting

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007
  1. semi-boneless
  2. smooth jazz
  3. lucky sweatpants
  4. MySpace friend
  5. Microsoft fanboy

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Five Senators or Representatives whom I wish would become partners in a law firm (just for the awesome letterhead)

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007
  1. Dingell
  2. Boehner
  3. Sanchez
  4. Frank
  5. Craig

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