Archive for February, 2008
Tuesday, February 12th, 2008
- gently enquires as to where you like to put the turkey baster
- repeatedly offers to demonstrate “how Blighty squeezes the lemonade”
- stands in your front yard, pants-less and swinging a garden hose in lazy figure-eights
- makes rapid “milking a cow” gesture while screaming something incoherent about Robert Johnson
- drops his semi-erect penis onto your dessert plate
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Monday, February 4th, 2008
- Are You Smarter Than an Ottoman?
- Project Segway
- Would You Eat This for Money?
- America’s Next Top Preclear
- Who Wants to Be a Cultural Footnote?
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Friday, February 1st, 2008
- your Flickr.com photos are still your own (although human faces are now obscured by selected partner company logos)
- owing to unavoidable data corruption, all Upcoming.org events must be reinstalled monthly
- following upgrade to Vista, clicking del.icio.us links now requires 1 GB of RAM and 40 GB drive space (per link)
- Jerry Yang now compelled to “do that funny MC Hammer dance” whenever Ballmer’s meds start wearing off
- folksy motto tweaked to “If You Ever Want to See That Pretty Family of Yours Again, You Damned Straight Better Fucking Yahoo!“
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Friday, February 1st, 2008
- Frank Black
- Bob Hodgkins
- Barack Obama
- Ponce De Leon
- John Hodgman
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