Archive for March, 2008

Five ways to leverage the mobile thinkosphere

Wednesday, March 19th, 2008
  1. blogmobisodes
  2. webmobinars
  3. telestreamanogisodes
  4. lividmobipostiscussions
  5. netconvermomomobomasations

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Five “Web 2.0″ ways to break up with your boyfriend

Tuesday, March 18th, 2008
  1. add unflattering Flickr tag, “Fat asshole with a unibrow”
  2. change Facebook status to “He’s literally dead to me”
  3. web widget counts up days since your last climax (currently: “193″)
  4. share Zoho spreadsheet to split up MySpace friends
  5. decline to participate in Series B round of affection

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Five terrible fake astronomical pickup lines

Thursday, March 13th, 2008
  1. Ever wonder what’s happening under Orion’s belt?
  2. Hop in my van, and I’ll show you something else that’s constantly expanding.
  3. Was Democritus the first one to postulate your mysterious Milky Way?
  4. I’d like to Sagittarius your Pisces, and that’s no Taurus.
  5. How about we go outside and discover Uranus?

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Five rejected names for “Cooter” on The Dukes of Hazzard

Thursday, March 6th, 2008
  1. Daniel Poon
  2. Mr. Strange
  3. Steve the Sleeve
  4. Snatch Adams
  5. Ol’ Vag

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Five fake names I keep waiting for an opportunity to use

Thursday, March 6th, 2008
  1. Romana Clay
  2. Rosco Green
  3. Kel Domage
  4. Fanny B. Tender
  5. Farrell Katz

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