Archive for June, 2008

Five unusual Top Chef production crew titles

Monday, June 9th, 2008
  1. Fauxhawk Sharpener
  2. Timpani Dramaticizer
  3. Molecular Gastronomy Re-explainer
  4. Foam Consultant
  5. Clog Wrangler

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Five poetic phrases culled from Joe McConnell’s Bay Area radio traffic report

Monday, June 9th, 2008
  1. slow in pockets
  2. jackknifed big rig
  3. backed-up to the maze
  4. Friday-light
  5. goat on the shoulder

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Five rejected titles for the latest Coldplay record

Monday, June 9th, 2008
  1. ¿Perry Cómo Estás?
  2. Que Syrah Syrah
  3. Bicycletarse
  4. Chili Art Carney
  5. No Hablamos Español

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