Archive for August, 2008

Five terrible fake Jane Austen novels

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008
  1. Rash and Rationality
  2. Punk and Punctuality
  3. Beast and Bestiality
  4. Funk and Functionality
  5. Fried and Credulous

Five rejected names for Austin BBQ restaurants

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008
  1. The Saltiest Joint
  2. Suck the Bone
  3. Unexpectedly Covered in Sauce
  4. Bar-B-Q*bert
  5. Texas Pete’s Rootin’, Tootin’ Pulled Pork ‘n’ Fellatio Funfactory

Five records I wish I could have sung backup on

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008
  1. “You Didn’t Have to Be So Nice” by The Lovin’ Spoonful
  2. “Wall of Death” by Richard & Linda Thompson
  3. “Rocks Off” by The Rolling Stones
  4. anything by Neil Young & Crazy Horse
  5. “The Village Green Preservation Society” by The Kinks

Five occupations whose uniform I think I’d enjoy wearing

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008
  1. barber
  2. MUNI driver
  3. flight attendant
  4. kung-fu master
  5. deceased fried chicken entrepreneur