- At home, I hallucinated that Suzie was a limited edition Elizabeth Taylor Denny’s children’s menu (complete with punchouts and maze game)
- Completely unclear how I made it to work (as busboy at a steakhouse)
- Foolishly attempted to pick up 40-lb tray of dirty dishes; I ask to go home (”very, very sick”)
- Grandma picks me up. She has a nose bleed. She talks compulsively as she drives northbound into southbound US 19 traffic.
- My eyes roll back in my head. Grandma prays aloud as she careens off the road. This is a true story
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