5ives

1. Frequently ate nothing but mashed potatoes and piping hot coffee
2. Liked watching girls wrestle in their underpants
3. Had a chimp that did dirty things to visitors
4. Hated his own movies–especially the scripts and his acting
5. Gave all his “guys” matching mobile homes

This entry was posted on Monday, April 15th, 2002 at 12:52 pm.

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