5ives

1. My novelization of “The Warriors”
2. My grassroots movement to begin an “Animal House”-style fraternity
3. Paper torn from spiral notebooks (”I don’t need any frilly underwear,” he’d creepily declare)
4. My extemporaneous remarks on the principal’s Nordic accent
5. Monkey business

This entry was posted on Tuesday, September 17th, 2002 at 4:41 pm.

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