Five things that make it somewhat obvious I’m not originally from San Francisco
Saturday, November 2nd, 2002- I dress like a slightly-retarded farm hand
- I drink Natural Light Beer almost exclusively
- I still can’t distinguish spoken Cantonese from Mandarin
- I still say things like “I’m not paying $2000 a month so you can block my driveway, Bub!”
- I still think “Eww” every time I step over a human turd on the sidewalk