Archive for January, 2003

Five Somewhat Novel Compulsions I had at one time or another

Saturday, January 11th, 2003
  1. A morbid fear of closing a cat in a door
  2. Uncontrollable counting of patterns of four
  3. Repeatedly listening to “Convoy” by C.W. McCall
  4. The constant sense that I’d forgotten to wear pants
  5. Wondering if I was the only human and everyone else was a robot placed here by God or a scientist

Five terrible fake names the locals call that one dangerous place outside of town

Saturday, January 4th, 2003
  1. The Devil’s Handbag
  2. Dead Man’s Meadow
  3. The Widow Encourager
  4. Pointy Spikes Through Your Eyes Junction
  5. Thumbsnatch Cove