Five Somewhat Novel Compulsions I had at one time or another

  1. A morbid fear of closing a cat in a door
  2. Uncontrollable counting of patterns of four
  3. Repeatedly listening to “Convoy” by C.W. McCall
  4. The constant sense that I’d forgotten to wear pants
  5. Wondering if I was the only human and everyone else was a robot placed here by God or a scientist
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