- O’Hurlington’s Beet Majesty in Unrendered Goo: 12-oz. Can
- Generic-brand 12-Bean Ranchero Puffs with Cornsilk Dip’n Sauce: FunPak™ of 5
- Mysterious Lady Friend’s Pork Torquelinas in Brine: 14-oz. can (with attached Brinevelope)
- “No Fucking Way is This Flan!” (aka N.F.W.I.T.F.®): 12 4-oz. pellets
- Shiftless José’s Organic Taco-style Shell Product with Embarcadero Cheezey Drizzlin’s: 15-piece “¡Bueno Suerte!” case
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