Monday, April 28th, 2003
- Hit fenders repeatedly with a ball-peen hammer
- Defecate on windshield
- Break into trunk, fill with AOL® discs
- Throw razor-sharp lawn darts at tires
- Draw pee-pees and woo-woos on the driver-side door
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Thursday, April 17th, 2003
- No Shit Sherlock
- You Rot
- A Homo Sez What?
- Sped!
- Doy
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Thursday, April 10th, 2003
- 37
- 1
- 5
- 10
- you’re not thinking of a number
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Wednesday, April 9th, 2003
- Freaky French manicure constantly inspected and maintained
- Seems to really enjoy saying “Solutions Seminar” over and over
- Cell phone’s “Für Elise” ringtone
- Thumb ring thought to be quietly boho, perhaps in a T.G.I. Friday’s kind of way
- Loves that fucking speakerphone, doesn’t she?
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