Five things anyone in earshot should legally be permitted to do to a car for as long as its alarm is falsely blaring
April 28th, 2003- Hit fenders repeatedly with a ball-peen hammer
- Defecate on windshield
- Break into trunk, fill with AOL® discs
- Throw razor-sharp lawn darts at tires
- Draw pee-pees and woo-woos on the driver-side door