Wednesday, July 9th, 2003
- Which piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken are you? (thigh)
- Which abusive celebrity parent are you? (Joan Crawford)
- Which unreleased Jerry Lewis vehicle are you? (The Day the Clown Cried)
- Which difficult calisthenic are you? (sit ups)
- Which odd euphemism for sexual intercourse are you? (genital congress)
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Thursday, July 3rd, 2003
- Envelopes are Good for Mailing Letters
- (We’re Having) Leftover Pot Roast for Lunch
- 12:15, 12:15–It’s Almost 12:16
- Mike Keeps Hollering (at Me and My Imaginary Friend)
- French Fries in My Beard (Make Me Happy, But Sometimes Very Sad)
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