Archive for July, 2003

Five (presumably) fake personality tests (and what I think my result would be)

Wednesday, July 9th, 2003
  1. Which piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken are you? (thigh)
  2. Which abusive celebrity parent are you? (Joan Crawford)
  3. Which unreleased Jerry Lewis vehicle are you? (The Day the Clown Cried)
  4. Which difficult calisthenic are you? (sit ups)
  5. Which odd euphemism for sexual intercourse are you? (genital congress)

Five terrible fake Brian Wilson songs from the mid-70s

Thursday, July 3rd, 2003
  1. Envelopes are Good for Mailing Letters
  2. (We’re Having) Leftover Pot Roast for Lunch
  3. 12:15, 12:15–It’s Almost 12:16
  4. Mike Keeps Hollering (at Me and My Imaginary Friend)
  5. French Fries in My Beard (Make Me Happy, But Sometimes Very Sad)