Five (presumably) fake personality tests (and what I think my result would be)

  1. Which piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken are you? (thigh)
  2. Which abusive celebrity parent are you? (Joan Crawford)
  3. Which unreleased Jerry Lewis vehicle are you? (The Day the Clown Cried)
  4. Which difficult calisthenic are you? (sit ups)
  5. Which odd euphemism for sexual intercourse are you? (genital congress)
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