Five (presumably) fake personality tests (and what I think my result would be)
July 9th, 2003- Which piece of Kentucky Fried Chicken are you? (thigh)
- Which abusive celebrity parent are you? (Joan Crawford)
- Which unreleased Jerry Lewis vehicle are you? (The Day the Clown Cried)
- Which difficult calisthenic are you? (sit ups)
- Which odd euphemism for sexual intercourse are you? (genital congress)