5ives

1. Finding ways to mention you don’t own a TV. Repeatedly.
2. Expecting me to call you “Doctor”
3. Pronouncing the French film festival “kahn”
4. That little Garth Brooks headset you use with the cell phone
5. Using the word “vortal” without a speck of irony

This entry was posted on Sunday, September 14th, 2003 at 2:59 pm.

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