Archive for October, 2003
Wednesday, October 29th, 2003
- Clove cigarettes (1985)
- Spiderman-like web shooters (1977)
- Hash (1986)
- Fonzie-like hairstyle (using Vaseline Petroleum Jelly) (1976)
- Poems (1987)
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Monday, October 13th, 2003
- My Banana Splits cereal bowl
- My full set of mid-’60s Batman and Tarzan trading cards
- My 7-inch of “Silly Love Songs” by Wings
- My 1970 VW camper van
- Easy access to Skyline Chili
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Monday, October 13th, 2003
- trepanation
- illiquid
- defenestration
- antediluvian
- kopophobia
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Sunday, October 12th, 2003
- I curse like a sailor, even in mixed company
- I don’t really enjoy reading novels very much
- I should stop interrupting people
- I don’t understand the game of craps at all
- I should eat much more fruit
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Sunday, October 12th, 2003
- Using the phrase “First Annual”
- Foot tattoos
- Talk radio
- Heroin
- Televised awards shows
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Sunday, October 12th, 2003
- Speaking in the passive voice
- The Old Testament
- Justin Timberlake
- Waking up really early
- Saying “See you in cyberspace!” when I drunkenly leave a party
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Saturday, October 11th, 2003
- Mr. Bob Dobalina
- Thorstenson Finlandson
- Rrrrrrrrrroberto!
- Bubb Rubb
- Dr. Julius Kelp
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Friday, October 10th, 2003
- I’m sorry, but what does this have to do with human sacrifice?
- Seriously, will you still be this interested in me after we’ve dated for a while?
- Would you be able to tell if I were defecating right now?
- I am French. Your money means nothing to me.
- I can smell your panties through the phone.
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Wednesday, October 8th, 2003
- Popcorn Marie Jackson
- Backrub Jackson
- John Paul Michael Ringo Jackson
- Catbox Mel Ramen Pants Jackson
- Mannix II
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Wednesday, October 8th, 2003
- AwkwardFish.com
- DreamShepherds.com
- PicklePixel.com
- CashNozzle.com
- MonkeyMonkey.com
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