Five good responses for telemarketers or collection agencies
October 10th, 2003- I’m sorry, but what does this have to do with human sacrifice?
- Seriously, will you still be this interested in me after we’ve dated for a while?
- Would you be able to tell if I were defecating right now?
- I am French. Your money means nothing to me.
- I can smell your panties through the phone.