5ives

1. A Scaled-Down Christmas: Going Through the Motions with Martha Stewart
2. The Town That Forgot to Ship Early
3. Kazuki Takahashi’s© Yu-Gi-Oh™ Cardtastical Action Holiday Tournament®
4. Rudolph’s Shiny New Prince Albert
5. E!’s “Background Noise for Drinking Alone” Marathon

This entry was posted on Wednesday, December 24th, 2003 at 12:42 pm.

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