5ives

1. This Rodney Yee person is in much better physical condition than I am
2. Yoga is not, apparently, a competition; thus, you are discouraged from yelling “In your face!” at your partner/opponent
3. “Downward facing dog” makes me feel a little dirty
4. Lacking a points system, Yoga offers no particular bonus for finishing quickly or making pithy remarks
5. I remain suspicious of activities in which I cannot wear shoes or drink

This entry was posted on Thursday, January 8th, 2004 at 1:05 am.

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