5ives

1. Peter (throws an elaborate party and no one comes; he stands alone, stiffly, wearing a weird double-breasted suit)
2. Greg (screws around reading hot rod magazines when he should be working; loses his Dad’s drawings)
3. Mike (freaks when Natalie Schafer’s guest-starring character wants a factory shaped like a powder puff regardless of how practical it is to build)
4. Cousin Oliver (jinxes the entire family after awkwardly turning up as a tired plot rejuvenator)
5. Davy Jones (clearly not sure why he’s there or what he’s expected to be doing; smiles broadly and plays along anyway wearing inexplicable striped pants)

This entry was posted on Tuesday, January 13th, 2004 at 11:04 pm.

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