Five affectations I’ve been considering
January 27th, 2004- Wearing a monocle
- Developing and deploying a complex personal gang sign
- Angrily demanding that people call me “Colonel”
- Speaking exclusively in terrible cockney rhyming slang
- Constantly referring to “my novella”
Theoretically Related 5ives
- Five cool words I’ve been having trouble working into a normal sentence
- Five foods I’ve never really learned to enjoy
- Five hip-hop pseudonyms I’ve considered for myself
- Five things I’ve considered arbitrarily becoming very opinionated about
- Five unrelated things I’ve noticed about myself since moving to California in 1999