Five “Sweeps Week” features coming up on your local late news

January 27th, 2004
  1. Professor Buggery, Ph.D. Can your child’s teachers pass our Pederasty Popquiz?
  2. That’s Not Chocolate! How would you know if there were poo-poo in your family’s candy dish?
  3. Rats, Cats, & Big, Curly Pubic Hairs The filthy truth inside your favorite “Four Star” restaurants
  4. public_humiliation@yourcomputer.com What career-ending secrets are lurking on your family’s hard drive? Is The Government cataloging them right now?
  5. "My Baby’s on Fire!" Find out if your child is one of the hundreds at risk for Spontaneous Toddler Combustion

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