5ives

1. Bobby Joe “King” Crimson
2. “Meshuggah” Hyram Rafelson
3. “Syphilitc” Robbie
4. Blind “Blindie” McBlindieblind
5. Cantankerous Wilbur (no. 2)

This entry was posted on Saturday, February 14th, 2004 at 6:49 pm.

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