5ives

1. Eat big steaks
2. Watch David Letterman
3. Look at old photos
4. Listen to Brian Eno (ambient period only, please)
5. Talk about how my dead stepfather sucked

This entry was posted on Saturday, February 21st, 2004 at 11:46 am.

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